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Open your eyes to what anger and resentment are doing to you. Take your power back from those who have hurt you..
Worst Pick-Up Line:

 

Dance? I didn't ask you to dance, I said, 'you look fat in those pants"!

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Worst Pick-Up Line:

This actually worked ,"Do you own a bed"."Yeah"."Let's Go.."

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Worst Date Story:

 

One Friday night .I went to meet a woman .to go riding and have dinner. when I arrived there she was staggering drunk, but I decided to take her out anyway. Right after we left she fell of the back and skinned herself up, so I got her back on the bike to take her home
then she got sick all over the back of my hair and jacket. I managed to get her in the house and she passed out just as I got her to the couch. I got on my bike and went back home to clean up the puke off me and my jacket. this was a bad night for me. Billy

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Worst Date Story:

This story almost cured me of online dating ever again.... I met this biker we will call Chester the Molester after 2 months of emailing and talking on the phone(there was no sex talk at all during this time). He seemed like a really nice guy,too good to be true,good job,hard worker,had just moved his mom with him so he could take care of her since she was sick. The date started out like any other,talking,having dinner, a fantastic motorcycle ride through downtown Chicago at night...very romantic until he took me home. We pull up in front of my house I said Goodnight I had a really good time and Chester says to me the date wasnt over till he walked me to my front door, which I thought was very sweet and romantic, well that is until he walks me to my door and instantly changes his personality. He grabs me very roughly and tries to kiss me,when I told him NO he then put his hands directly on my crotch and then my breast,while Im trying to push him away and tell him my children are in the house with their friends and please not to do that, he starts talking really loud saying hey "They are old enough to know whats going on they'll just think their mother is getting lucky on the front porch". Well I proceeded to almost push him down my front steps and told him if he didnt leave his face would be meeting the sidewalk. Think he got the hint, HELL NO.  He decides he wants to use my bathroom and I let him know loudly and clearly he would have to find somewhere else to go. Well guess what, you are not going to believe this but he did, he walks to the side of my house and stands directly under my daughters window which is open,and starts urinating right under it while she was in there with her friends and starts yelling loud enough for them to hear...Hey girls come and look at what this dumb Bitch is missing.
I almost died of embarrasment because by this time my daughter and her friends are at the window and my neighbors have come out to see what is happening and all they see is this man standing with his pants around his ankles holding what he calls a dick and yelling at the window.Well I started threatening him with calling the cops and he finally got on his bike and reving up the pipes so loud to wake the dead he pulls a hole shot and almost dumps his bike on the sidewalk. Believe me its was really hard to try and convince my neighbors and the girls parents that all bikers or men who ride are not like this. On top of that this dumbass has the brass balls to call me for 2 weeks after wanting to know why I would never go out with him again!!! I think Chester was running his bike too many hours in the garage with the doors shut!!

Worst Date Story:

Started a new job last March at the same place Mel worked. We'd barely spoken to each other & she started turning up in places I'd be at work & outside work hours. After speaking to me twice, she suggested we date.

Despite saying she "didn't believe in premarital sex" (she's religious when it suits her), she suggested she stay over at my house & we 'dry hump'at the end of our first date. You might laugh about dry humping, but apparently in her mind it doesn't constitute actual sex & that was okay with her beliefs!? In the space of two weeks, it progressed to mutual masturbation & oral sex (on her). She refuses to 'return the favour' because her "beliefs told her it was wrong" but she eventually got the hang of giving decent handjobs. Her future boyfriends can thank me for teaching her that!

That said, she went out of her way to make me feel like I wasn't good enough for her from time to time. Saying things like "I wish you looked more Greek/like Orlando Bloom/were English/didn't have a hairy chest" & a few times would comment "...if we're even still together by then!" when we'd talk about plans for the future. She also wouldn't pay for anything when we'd go out - it was just expected I'd pay for all her meals, movie tickets etc & buy her stuff in between.

Everything went great for 5 weeks & I was the happiest I've been in ages. Then after spending the May long weekend together & her telling me I "made her so happy", she "never wanted to let me go" & she "wanted to be with me forever", she started crying & telling me I was a "great guy" but she'd "always wanted to end up with a guy who'd go to church with me" & she was dumping me because "it seemed like the right thing to do at the time" & she "didn't have time for a boyfriend".

I then had to keep working with her & after she initially suggested we'd get back together & started showing up wherever I was at work, our boss (her best friend) found out we'd dated & Mel totally bailed out on me leaving me to take the heat. She complained I "wasn't leaving her alone" & "wasn't getting over her", despite my rarely speaking to her. She then emailed telling me she "wanted to move on", then a week later she hooked up with some guy she met at her church. Its bad enough having to work with an ex knowing they've found someone else, but she needed to tell me how happy she was with her new guy & how tired she was after spending the weekend "getting a workout" (read as 'dry humping'). After I found out she'd hooked up, I stayed out of her way, but she still bitched to our boss that I "wouldn't back off".

I ended up quitting my job but left a note apologising to Mel that things had gotten so out of control (even though I didn't cause any of it, just didn't want people in the industry talking sh*t about me after I left). Our boss read the note & banned me from the workplace claiming I was a "threat" to Mel's safety. She then called other businesses owned by the same company & told them not to employ me because of the sh*t Mel had told her.

After she ditched her next guy after 5 weeks (see a pattern forming?), Mel & I got back in contact. She'd dumped him because she "needed to find herself & get closer to God" & was "thinking of becoming a lesbian" after the guys she'd dated weren't reacting well to being dumped for bullsh*t reasons then treated like sh*t & lied about to cover her own ass. After initially blaming me for things I supposedly said & did (which only existed in her screwed-up little mind),she realised she'd believed workplace rumours & in her words "messed things up" for me. After speaking for a month, Mel said she "didn't want to see me" again & if I agreed to not tell anyone (her boss) that she'd realised she'd spread lies about me, then she'd remember the good times we'd had together. Figured I was getting screwed over, so I screwed back & wrote a letter to her parents letting them know EVERYTHING.

So, if you're reading this because you've done a Google search after been hit on by Mel at church (Assemblies of God, Redland Bay - she can only date within her religion, but forgot to mention that when she pushed for us to date!) - save yourself from getting f*cked over & just walk away. She's a really pretty girl with sexier-than-hell eyes & she'll say stuff that'll make you feel like you'll be happy together forever. But in the end, she's not even close to who she pretends to be to lure guys in. She'll ruin your life & laugh while she does it. She claims she's "okay with" grinding up on guys to get herself off, using them for what they can buy her & then dumping them when it doesn't suit her to "love" them any more because she's found another guy/victim. She also claims God has a plan for her, but I don't think even God knows where her mind's at.

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