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| Headline: | WYSIWYG | | About Me: | with me, WYSIWYG....WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET! It is what it is and I say it likE it is!
I'm not the least bit pretentious and I don't give a rat's ass what people think of me.
I'm logical and often repetitive.
I'll prolly tell you the same self-fascinating story about 3 times before I realize I'm bein repetitive.
I am either an anomaly, a conundrum or an aberration....still trying to figure that out.
I like using 50 cent words.
I know my IQ score. It's gone up significantly every time I've been tested.
No, I didn't graduate from college.
Yeah, big mistake....but my natural curiosity has kept me searching for knowledge.
I am blunt, honest and to the point.
I often throw caution to the wind and forget to be tactful.
"prefer not to say"....uhh...ladies, we know what that means!
I have a potty mouth and talk like a sailor.
On the outside I look like an old, short, fat, bald, grumpy biker but on the inside I'm still a curious little boy.
Two of my favorite words are wiener and turd.
I can be the consummate gentleman.
I clean up pretty well when the time calls for it.
I am expressive, passionate and affectionate.
I HATE to shave. I do it...not as often as maybe I should...
I Hate to do laundry. I do it...not as often as maybe I should...
I ride A LOT!! I do it...not as often as maybe I should... Over 50K in 4 yrs.
Rabbit Hash, Ky. is one of my favorite places to ride and hang out. Google it. There is no other place like it.
No it's not a Harley.
If I have to explain it to you, you probably wouldn't understand.
I like to cook. I hate doin the dishes!
Yes it will be very good!
No it won't be beenie-weenies or mac&cheese
I like my hot dogs and brats burnt.
I like my hamburgers or steak medium rare.
I hate seafood with a few exceptions, like a Frisch's fish sandwich. I like shrimp. I try not to think about how creepy they look.
I'm a very good kisser!
I totally and completely believe in monogamy.
I don't like "casual" dating.
I don't do 'friends with benefits" OR do I share.
I'm very sexual and adventurous...not necessarily promiscuous...there's a difference.
I'm not ashamed, embarrassed or scared of sex. I don't have a problem talking about it
using either clinical terms or slang. I don't have a problem asking for what I want.
I love it when a woman can tell me what she wants and I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE pleasing a woman.
I have fibromyalgia as a result of a motorcycle wreck a little over 2 years ago.
I'm not a pothead, a druggie OR do I drink...EVER!.
If I don't sleep well, I am one miserable old man...like today....I feel like crap!
I do not like winter at all.
I think fall and winter are depressing.
I hope to move south where it's warmer and the riding season is longer.
I believe in baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet!
I believe in honesty, trust, fidelity and faithfulness!
I believe in heartfelt communication!
I believe in being totally transparent to my mate!
I believe in treating my gal (or all women for that matter) with respect!
I believe that women need at least 8 hugs a day!
I believe in kissing frequently!
I believe in saying "I love you" at least 10 times a day if not more!
I am very much 'touchy-feely".
I believe in walking down the street hand-in-hand or arm-in-arm!
I believe that any man that raises a hand to a woman or a child should be dribbled with honey,
then castrated on a mound of fire ants, and a pair of vise grips clamped on his wiener! (Can ya tell that sh1t gets me angry? | | 1%'er: | NO | | H.O.G.: | NO | | Country: | United States | | State: | Kentucky | | City - Area: | Cold Spring |
| Status: | Active | | Name: | michael7276 | | Date Of Birth: | 1955-11-27 | | Sex: | Male | | Member ID: | 335119 |
| Wanted: | Female | | About You: | More later More later More later
...................... | | 1%'er: | NO | | H.O.G.: | NO | | Country: | United States | | State: | Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio | | City: | any |
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