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|Headline:||REAL man wanted!|
|About Me:||I'm a "jeans and a t-shirt" kind of girl and by that I mean that I'm a simple person. I'd much rather throw on my jeans and a baseball hat (if you think that your baseball hat should have a flat bill and still have the stickers/tags attached please stop reading) and hang out with my friends at a bowling alley, or play music in some garage while telling jokes/stories than get all dressed up and go out to a club or a bar. I like being comfortable and relaxed.|
That is not to say that I want to stay in every weekend. I LOVE being outdoors and especially on the water. Whether its the beach or rafting down a river I'm happy!
I don't drink very often but when I do I've been told I'm the funniest person in the room...maybe it's because the people I'm with are drinking, too *shrug*
My mind is constantly in the gutter and my sense of humor reflects those thoughts. I will probably say something horribly offensive and possibly embarrassing before we even meet. I tell a lot of tasteless jokes about every nationality/race/sexual orientation/gender but when it comes down to it I'm one of the least judgemental people I know. I'm completely intolerant of injustice of ANY kind. That is probably the fastest way to piss me off and if you've every seen a redhead angry you know that that's a very bad thing.
I've been told that I'm too nice... I guess that's true but it's not going to stop me.
After having my son I realized just how patient I can be. I don't care about your little "quirks" that piss some people off.
I am constantly unimpressed by the thoughtless or just plain rude messages some men send. I'm not sure what some of you are thinking but I assure you that starting a conversation by asking me whether or not I squirt, scream, go down or, my personal favorite, whether the drapes match the carpet is NOT a good way to get my attention and stand out. You'd have better luck asking how my day is going...just saying.
|Date Of Birth:||1983-06-24|
|City - Area:||tigard|
|About You:||I swear, every guy I meet is a clingy, skinny jeans wearing, hummus eating, pansy. I'm a tough girl. I've always taken care of myself and I'm sick of meeting "men" that can't do the same. I raised my son alone, finished school with no help and have held down my job the entire time. I want to meet a REAL man. One that doesn't cry more than I do (which is very little) and doesn't punk out when life slaps him in the face. That doesn't mean I want someone who'll be a disrespectful *ss. I deserve respect and I'll give it to a man who deserves it.|
|Tags:||I'm blunt, kind of crazy, my head is always in the gutter|
TIRED OF THE CRAP OUT THERE?